Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

October 12, 2015  

Matt, John, and Ivana get together and try out Chez Geek. John spends a lot of time talking mad shit about the band Train. That's pretty much it.

@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. 

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September 20, 2015  

Forrest wasn't able to record in the week that this episode was recorded (#gerboisafalsegod) so the rest of the Weasels soldered on and played Everyone is John. It's pretty damn silly, and Mollie ran the game, so you get to hear her talk a good bit more than in most episodes. This is going up early because we're sorry about the last episode going up late.

@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. 

Also, we have a patreon now. Feel free to check that out at patreon.com/direweasels. 
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August 17, 2015  

John, Matt, and Mollie play Drinking Quest! Testing...testing...

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July 15, 2015  

Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies some of the worst fanfiction imaginable. John attempts to read this in dramatic fashion, but mostly gets upset at the grammar and spelling. This is a weird one, but hopefully it's entertaining for all of you folks.

@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9, and check out Mort (@mortimaus) and Dyrtle (@dyrtletheturtle), both of whom are awesome and always come through when we at Dire Weasels headquarters need some people to hang out for a non canonical episode.

Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, feel free to kick them our way, as we will definitely not be dropping that campaign on you all at episode 50.
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June 24, 2015  
Hello Listener (Errr...Reader?)! We're releasing a second boner episode for you because life happened and Matt hates us. Also, sorry it's a day late. It's Beatriz's fault, that lazy cunt, aim all your hate mail toward her. Obviously this episode will be explicit like all the other ones so if this offends you, sucks to be you. 


Your hosts of the @DireWeasels Podcast are @absurdistkobold (John "Joe" Venrick, DM), @arcanevice (Ivana "Not Beatriz" Sarmiento, Kung Pao), @chalupabatman27 (Matt Hankins, Norville), @eskimomo9 (Mollie M, Aerrin), and @walk6070 (Forrest Walker, Gerbo).

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May 23, 2015  

Due to some scheduling issues, most of the regular cast couldn't make it this week, so we just decided to play Cards Against Humanity with some of our fans in the Twitch chat. Listener discretion is advised! The @DireWeasels featured in this episode are @absurdistkobold and @walk6070, with special guest star @mortimaus.

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May 15, 2015  

These are the bloopers from back when we used to pull extra bloopers from the episodes (these days they tend to get placed at the end or just left in the episode, so barring anything unexpected, this might be the only bloopersode). Enjoy, everyone. 


@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @joshslyter, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9

Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
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May 15, 2015  

We finish the murder mystery that Ivana DM's and continue to be terrible, terrible people. I'm sorry. Really. 


Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Jamlamin Tyrnth (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Disembodied voice in the intro bit (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Beeren Nom (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento -  DM (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Nowhere Sopa Trabajo (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Randan Nom (@joshslyter). 

Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
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May 15, 2015  

Ivana took over as DM for a one-shot we played a while back. The idea was to do a murder mystery and we attempted to screw with her as much as possible.


Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Jamlamin Tyrnth (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Disembodied voice in the intro bit (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Beeren Nom (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento -  DM (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Nowhere Sopa Trabajo (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Randan Nom (@joshslyter).


Hopefully I spelled those names right.


Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
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May 15, 2015  

We were without our glorious DM John this week due to him moving and being without an internet connection so we played Fiasco, instead. We get real(ly, because adverbs) drunk and mess up the game in typical weasel fashion, but hopefully you get a few laughs out of it! 


Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Intro Monkey (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Herbert Stetson (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Simon Stetson (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Jezebel Icantrememberherlastname (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Suzie May Beauregard (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Miles O'Brady (@joshslyter).

Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
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