Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

November 28, 2018  

I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If you listen to some of Cody's other shows, you may catch a small goof in here. Tweet at us if you see it! Anyway...
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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November 21, 2018  

Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! 
ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon"! It sounds like a great time and we can't wait to have Super, and have that Happy, and definitely some FUN, and last but not least... Mur... der... wait...
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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November 7, 2018  

Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 31, 2018  

Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff! Anyway, things get intense this episode, and word of warning, maybe a bit much for those with children... No seriously. Anyway, GO VOTE. (ALSO holy crap this is releasing on HALLOWEEN! We should have PLANNED BETTER!!! SPOOK'EMS!!!)

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 24, 2018  

Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Something about a crown everyone wants to steal, and Stu has forsaken the Lord Reginald Fuzzykins. Well, let's see how this all turns out. Also, people, women have the right to their own agency. Do I have to tell you that?
Go Vote.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 3, 2018  

Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat, without the wrinkles.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
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September 26, 2018  

Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And it seems like there's a reason why...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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September 19, 2018  

Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once Jyna Junction. They were forewarned about this changed and the subsequent mysteries by a small child. Will the gang just go past? What's with this mysterious village? How many times can the writer of this description type mysterious before spelling it wrong? Find out! Now. No, like right now, download and listen please. Please? Okay coo...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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September 5, 2018  

Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 22, 2018  

This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is in this town of fairy tales. Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Why iis there so much innuendo? Find out where we begin!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 15, 2018  

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is our second time going through this, or rather our "Part TWO" or "Part DUuu" of this when we actually read the rules but give little to no shits about it? 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 8, 2018  

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 1, 2018  

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don't. Also, we basically missed all of July. We're sorry... so very sorry.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 27, 2018  

Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have found a suspicious bear. It was collecting hats. Hats may have been an influence from other things. My stomach hurts and I hope you enjoy this episode. Things happen. Mostly a fight, but also some important stuff. I like Roll20 fights now, they go by SO much faster. No more long episodes in boats. Hopefully. it would be UNBOATABle.. fuck it.  

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 20, 2018  

Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I don't know what anymore. Maybe there's too much ChooChoo going on. Bah. BLAH.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 13, 2018  

Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like Scoob and the gang are the only ones up to solve this mystery! Maybe? What will this cost them though? How strong ARE these railroad tracks? Guess we'll have to find out! ALSO WHO IS STEPH PLAYING?!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 6, 2018  

Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors and mystery. MYSTERY! Fine, maybe some of these things are mysterious and not so much...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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May 30, 2018  

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!

Last time, we went into town searching for the witch hunter. We think we've caught on some clues. The Baron is bad, the Witch is dead... looks like things have to get ugly and we have to kill this kids dad!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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May 23, 2018  

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!

Last time, we figured out a direction to go, and headed into town... Yeah, that's all we did. Listen, we're the Dire Weasels, we do a bunch of dumb discussions okay? Deal.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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May 16, 2018  

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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May 9, 2018  

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing???

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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May 2, 2018  

Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens, or at least if it does the DM has a plan for it. Can't be too bad with our guests... right?

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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April 25, 2018  

We start our journey through the void! Err, maybe not that extravegant, it's just the underdark. It's always been the underdark, right? Wonder if there's anything different. Well, the crew is planning on leaving out of Manzanilla, leaving it with democracy. They bring along the princess, or ex princess, and maybe a guide... Wonder what they will meet.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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April 18, 2018  

The gang starts a fight, sort of. Okay they don't start it, but they finish it. F%$k, #spoilers. Ugh, this description is terrible. Okay, they fight the Ballot people, because they are bad... I think. Who knows? In this crazy world who knows anything. I'll tell you what, I know who knows everything... Roll20. Wait, no, this isn't an ad, it's just something to combat the ADD of the crew. I think it works? We don't fight, don't look at the title name. NO DONT DO.... you did it didn't you? Fine. Ugh! They  get into a heated arguement with magic and violence involved and some things happen and stuff happens at the end. I don't know anymore... Let us know if Roll20 helped, or made this just unlistenable garbage.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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April 11, 2018  

The scene opens. A single spotlight on stage revealing a man with both of his hands covering his face, head sagged down, and his elbows on his knees. He weeps softly at first, then the sobs become more intense. The woeful mourning sobs echo throughout the theater. Then the sobs turn to laughter, hysterical laughter that bounces through the halls and out the abandoned facilities doors. He stands, screaming "What have I done!" into the stale air. He then sits. I am this man. And this, is some weird ass tangent that a DM, namely THIS DM, SHOULD NOT HAVE WENT DOWN, BUT APPARENTLY ITS A THING? Anyway, people ask questions, apparently the right ones and they stumble into this weird backstory I made up in my head to make everything work, but then they don't dig deeper, and so it just sort of ends, and it's good and fine because we should just jump back on the rails, and no one will actually read this anyway, and I hit on Forrest some this episode and also John makes Connor do nothing, but it's not his fault because he doesn't have anything else to do other than imagine cartoons whiich I'm not sure how they would have cartoons since they don't have TV, or newspapers... okay they might have newspapers. They have the funny's at least.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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