Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

February 11, 2019  

Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with no script, so I just said things as they occurred to me. Thanks for sticking with us.

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January 22, 2019  

New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doing forest stuff apparently? And I don't mean "Forrest", he's cool.  Anyway, the crew hangs around Creslia, a town with nothing wrong with it, I think? Again, DM here, I don't know anything. Promise. I would say some things come to a crescendo? Or like that part of a roller coaster that goes up. Fun. Everyone get scared. ... *boo*

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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January 16, 2019  

Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there is no more of that. Hopefully... With "hammer" in hand, a once mentor dead, and two... THREE strange companions, the crew goes off to their next destination. 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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January 9, 2019  

The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously! There's some awesome info here! Like look at all that below! Anyway, it's time for the final battle. After this, Forrest comes back and we continue on with our main campaign, but until then... just like Halo 3, it's time to FINISH THE FIGHT! Well, it hasn't even started so... 
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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December 19, 2018  

The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party find their way out? What awaits them further down in this murder dungeon? How many more ridiculous antics can their be? And... a Puzzle? (Oh god, I hope the puzzle is entertaining at least.)
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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December 12, 2018  

This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HAPPY FUN MURDER TIME! Also, looks like there is a change in the cast... silly DMCA's
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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November 28, 2018  

I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If you listen to some of Cody's other shows, you may catch a small goof in here. Tweet at us if you see it! Anyway...
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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November 21, 2018  

Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! 
ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon"! It sounds like a great time and we can't wait to have Super, and have that Happy, and definitely some FUN, and last but not least... Mur... der... wait...
The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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November 7, 2018  

Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 31, 2018  

Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff! Anyway, things get intense this episode, and word of warning, maybe a bit much for those with children... No seriously. Anyway, GO VOTE. (ALSO holy crap this is releasing on HALLOWEEN! We should have PLANNED BETTER!!! SPOOK'EMS!!!)

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 24, 2018  

Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Something about a crown everyone wants to steal, and Stu has forsaken the Lord Reginald Fuzzykins. Well, let's see how this all turns out. Also, people, women have the right to their own agency. Do I have to tell you that?
Go Vote.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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October 3, 2018  

Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat, without the wrinkles.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
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September 26, 2018  

Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And it seems like there's a reason why...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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September 19, 2018  

Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once Jyna Junction. They were forewarned about this changed and the subsequent mysteries by a small child. Will the gang just go past? What's with this mysterious village? How many times can the writer of this description type mysterious before spelling it wrong? Find out! Now. No, like right now, download and listen please. Please? Okay coo...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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September 5, 2018  

Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 22, 2018  

This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is in this town of fairy tales. Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Why iis there so much innuendo? Find out where we begin!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 15, 2018  

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is our second time going through this, or rather our "Part TWO" or "Part DUuu" of this when we actually read the rules but give little to no shits about it? 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 8, 2018  

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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August 1, 2018  

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don't. Also, we basically missed all of July. We're sorry... so very sorry.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 27, 2018  

Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have found a suspicious bear. It was collecting hats. Hats may have been an influence from other things. My stomach hurts and I hope you enjoy this episode. Things happen. Mostly a fight, but also some important stuff. I like Roll20 fights now, they go by SO much faster. No more long episodes in boats. Hopefully. it would be UNBOATABle.. fuck it.  

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 20, 2018  

Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I don't know what anymore. Maybe there's too much ChooChoo going on. Bah. BLAH.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 13, 2018  

Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like Scoob and the gang are the only ones up to solve this mystery! Maybe? What will this cost them though? How strong ARE these railroad tracks? Guess we'll have to find out! ALSO WHO IS STEPH PLAYING?!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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June 6, 2018  

Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors and mystery. MYSTERY! Fine, maybe some of these things are mysterious and not so much...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Maybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels 
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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May 30, 2018  

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!

Last time, we went into town searching for the witch hunter. We think we've caught on some clues. The Baron is bad, the Witch is dead... looks like things have to get ugly and we have to kill this kids dad!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 
 
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May 23, 2018  

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!

Last time, we figured out a direction to go, and headed into town... Yeah, that's all we did. Listen, we're the Dire Weasels, we do a bunch of dumb discussions okay? Deal.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.com
Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

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