Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

December 13, 2017  

Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John & Mollie do things... I think? Cody decides to be creepy.

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

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April 27, 2016  

Life happened and the weasels were unable to record an episode for this week, so John and Cody took it upon themselves to get together and apologize for missing, while also making an announcement about the podcast which has been in the works for a little bit. Also several tangents happen over the course of 20 minutes.

 
@Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3. Before long, this list will include @eskimomo9.

Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review on itunes, and check out patreon.com/direweasels.

We're sorry about the lack of a normal episode this week.
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October 26, 2015  

Listen in as the Weasels continue to attempt an escape from Witch Mount...wait...I mean prison. They're escaping prison. Will there be a riot? Will broom girl turn that thing into a weapon and make Madison her prison wife? Is Gerbo as useless as ever? (Spoiler alert: YES) You won't know until you listen, so get on that sh*t. 

 
Your @direweasels are: Madison Bumgarner @absurdistkobold, Neville Longbottom @chalupabatman27, Mike Wazoski @arcanevice, Cruella Deville @eskimomo9, and your DM / flase god @Walk6070
 
Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks for listening. We're Sorry...
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